Ready to plow and conquer
Swallow, count and repeat
I've been missing out
Use this fucking slut
I love your ideas, honey
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I'll help you get up, baby
Don't let it slip out again!
Solid presentation prep, boss
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Only one thing can get done around her